Bum Pickins Week 2
Surprise, Surprise what a GREAT week uf football for week 1. The Bears uf Plainview got the big upset uf the week with a thrilling overtime win over North Jackson 36-35. The Fyffe Red Devils just picked up where they left off last year as they defeated a good Geraldine team 28-0. The Sylvania Rams was “RAM Tough” as they defeated Sardis 21-12. New Headman Miles Keith and the Ider Hornets got the win over Holly Pond 17-2. The Panthers uf Collinsville continue to celebrate 100 years uf Football with a 40-13 win over the Lions uf Crossville. The Top Cat Trophy is purring back in Fort uf Payne after the FP Cats rolled over Scottsboro 42-7. The Eagles uf Pisgah thumped the Panthers uf Woodville 47-21. Head uf the Valley got the win over Alabama School uf the Deaf 45-8. New Hope was on the war path defeating the Lions uf Section 27-0. North Sand Mountain squeaked by Dade County and Elder Pruitt 28-26. Cornerstone Christian came up just short as they lost to Conecuh Springs 26-30. Bama started slow but finished strong with a 42-3 win over Duke and The Auburn Tigers with Bo came from behind to get the victory over Oregon 27-21.
I struggled in the first week as I went 9-3. Don’t worry, I’m just getting started. The Guru will be on track before the Rooster crows three times!!! Ole Monk the Skunk went 10-2 but I ain’t worried about him, he stinks! The Mayor and the Councilman both went 11-1; they are trying to be politically correct so they can get re-elected!! CJ the DJ went 11-1; he must have had the ole ball coach, Benefield picking for him! Sam the Bam, Big Fob, Hampton Inn, Tricky Nick and Big T went 10-2. It is close right know, it won’t be for long!!!
We have some doosies this week. North Sand Mountain travels to Collinsville and back in time 100 years. The Panthers may have the best athlete in Kaleb Jones. North Sand Mountain may have the best passing QB in Landon “Sunshine” Green. This will be the Slobber Knocker Game uf the Week. Bum thinks it will be a close one as Collinsville continues to celebrate 100 years uf football with a 24-21 win over North Sand Mountain. Fyffe travels over to Section, won’t be much uf a game as Fyffe gets the win 45-14. Fort uf Payne travels to Albertville! This might be a fun game to watch. Albertville put up 62 points on Columbia last week. The Cats and Shaddix are running over anybody in their way. Bum looks for this to be a barn burner as the Cats take the win 27-24. Brindle Mtn. travels to Pisgah to face the Eagles. It will be a long ride back across the mountain for Brindle Mtn. as Pisgah wins 34-7. Head uf the Valley travels to Decatur Heritage. Head uf the Valley is healthy and will play a good game. Decatur Heritage wins 17-14. Crossville travels to Etowah. Crossville travels home with a loss. Etowah wins 31-14. Geraldine travels to Plainview for region play. Plainview is coming off a big upset win. Geraldine is coming off a tough loss. In a close game, Geraldine wins 24-17. Susan Moore travels to Sylvania. Sylvania had a big win last week. Susan Moore beat J.B. Pennington 20-0. This should be a head knocker uf a game. Bum says Ram Tough wins 21-14. North Jackson travels to Danville. North Jackson lost a heartbreaker Friday night. Danville lost to Brewer 37-8. Bum says North Jackson gets the first win for new coach, Tygard 31-21. Woodville travels to Falkville. It will be a long ride home for the Panthers as Falkville wins 28-7. Scottsboro had to give up the Topcat. They travel to Ardmore Friday Night. They want give up a win this week. Scottsboro wins 31-14. LSU travels to Texas. Texas feels good about their program. They won’t feel as good after LSU beats Texas 28-17. Texas AM thinks this is the year for them. Clemson is the defending NC. Texas AM may be a few years away, Clemson wins 24-14.
Well it is still hot outside, but fall is coming! I am Ready. Remember save me a spot by the fence. The Guru!!! BUM!!!!