Bum Pickins Week #6
Well, I am back among the living after the ole stomach virus got me down last week. I want to thank ole Ethel for filling in for me last week. I know she don’t know squat about football, but she did ok! I went 10-4 for the week. Hampton Inn was the big man for the week with a 12-2 record. He is still way behind. He will never catch up!! CJ the DJ, Big Fob, and Mr. T. all went 11-3. CJ is leading overall, but I am not worried one bit. He will blow that lead soon!! Ole Tricky Nicky was 10-4. Monk the Skunk and Sam the Bam was 9-5. You would think with these two having their own show, and they would know something about football. Maybe their show should be called the football pickem comedy hour because they sure can’t pick the games!!! Then you have politicians trying to pick games; are you kidding me!! Anyway the Ole Guru is about to pull away and finish strong for the last half. On to last week’s games.
Ole Bum told you that Etowah was just a little much for the Wildcats of Fort Payne. Etowah got the win 26-20. The Big Red Machine of Fyffe put up 35 points in the first half of the game with Plainview. They decided to shorten the game in the second half to 6 minute quarters. Thank you, Fyffe!! The Eagles of Pisgah tamed the Lions of Section 44-7. Head of the Valley took the sting out of Ider with a 42-21 win! Springville sprung one on Crossville 44-14 and Sardis took the bite out of the Bulldogs of Geraldine 19-14. Scottsboro drained the swamp of North Jackson 33-0, and the Rams of Sylvania herded up the Bison of North Sand Mountain 43-36. Victory-Millbrook crumbled Cornerstone 63-14. In the college ranks, the Tigers of Auburn clawed the Bulldogs of Mississippi State 56-23, and the Tide washed away the shark attack of Ole Mississippi 59-31. Ohio St. shucked the Cornhuskers of Nebraska 48-7 and Clemson slipped by on the Tar Hills of North Carolina 21-20. South Carolina turned out the Roosters on the Wildcats of Kentucky 24-7.
This week the Pirates of Boaz will capture a Lion at Crossville as they win 41-12. The Bulldogs of Geraldine will pluck the Eagles of Pisgah 31-14. The Hornets of Ider will swarm the Rams of Asbury 38-10. The Red Devils of Fyffe will roll the Rock as they beat Sand Rock 41-14. The Rams of Sylvania will be King of the Mountain as they defeat the Lions of Brindle Mountain 48-7. The Lions of Section will be no match for the Panthers of Collinsville as Collinsville wins 45-10. The Wildcats of Fort Payne will surround and capture the Lee Generals 31-7. Head of the Valley will chop down Woodville 24-7, and the Chiefs of North Jackson will be on the warpath as they beat Fairview 24-21. Scottsboro will take over neighboring Madison County 34-14, and the Bison of North Sand Mountain will trample the Tigers of Cedar Bluff 28-21. Conecuh Spring will wash way Cornerstone 48-21. The Tigers of Auburn will be selling Gator Hide purses as they defeat Florida 31-17, and Georgia will keep the Tennessee Rumor Mill churning with a 31-7 win over Tennessee.
Well, that about wraps it up for this week. I will be back at the games this week, so save me a spot by the fence!! The Ole Guru Bum!!!
Bum Pickins Week #6