Bum Pickins Week #3
I told you, I told you, I told you!!!! The Pickin Guru went 13-2 tied for best record uf the week!! Ole Monk the Skunk went 13-2. I think he copied of my picks. The Teachers at Plainview said he used to cheat all the guru got going!! The Mayor fell apart this week with a 10-5 record. Brandon missed 3. He is back where is supposed to be! Sam the Bam was 12-3, all he knows is pee-wee football!! CJ the DJ was 12-3, he may need to call Jeff Allen at WQSB instead uf the ole ball coach Benefield! Big Fob was a flop at 12-3 and Hampton Inn must have been cleaning hotel rooms instead uf watching football!!! Tricky Nicky was 12-3 he needs to just stick to announcing the game and not picking!! Mr. T fell of the ban wagon with a 9-6 record.
It was a great week uf football! Sylvania got pushed around by Susan Moore 21-7. Collinsville unleashed 100 years uf football on NSM 54-28! Fort Payne slopped around and beat Albertville 20-13. Pisgah took over the mountain with a 51-8 beating! Head uf the Valley got taught about the Heritage uf Decatur 35-14. Crossville run into a wall at Etowah 49-7 and Geraldine mauled the Bears uf Plainview 48-6. Danville captured the Chief of North Jackson 20-7 and Falkville chopped down Woodville 32-6! Scottsboro had more than Ardmore by a 41-27!!! Ider lost a heartbreaker 20-14 in OT to Sand Rock. Cornerstone got their first ever win over East Central 32-0! LSU dehorned Texas 45-38 and Clemson beat Texas AM 24-10!
This week is going to be BIG!!! In the game uf the year Collinsville travels to face off with the BIG RED Machine uf Fyffe! The ole ball coach Paul Benefield comes in on a roll after defeating everybody in their way. Collinsville comes in playing 100 years uf football! My gut tells me it’s Fyffe wins because they are at home and they know how to win. They are strong and fast! So I guess I need to go with my Gut!! Fyffe plays their game and the Panthers uf Collinsville gets the upset 24-21 with the leg uf Jason kick it a mile Perez!!!!
Crossville travels to Douglas! Douglas gave up 72 points! Crossville won’t score 72 points but they will get the win 34-17.
Geraldine travels to Brindle Mtn. Geraldine my play the Puppies this week!!! Dogs win 56-0!
Ider host the Lions uf Section. The Hornets feel like they got robbed last week. They will feel like they robbed somebody this week with a 24-7 win!!!
Sand Rock pulled out an OT win last week over Ider! This week they will need more than overtime as Cedar Bluff wins 28-14!
Plainview travels to Susan Moore! This will be a close game but Bum thinks Susan Moore wins at home 21-14.
Sylvania hosts Gaston. Sylvania beats Gaston 31-14! Fort Payne celebrates homecoming this week! Sometimes this can be a distraction! Not this week! Cats claw Mae Jemison 24-10! Pisgah travels to New Hope. New Hope has a new coach and renewed hope! Bum thinks it will be no hope as Pisgah gets the win 28-10! Head uf the Valley host Falkville! Head uf the Valley takes a tough loss Falkville 21-20! Cornerstone got their first ever win last week. They get their 2nd ever win this week 41-30. Scottsboro got their first win last week. They won’t get the 2nd this week as Guntersville wins 21-10! Woodville gets on track with a win over Galesville 14-7. North Jackson gets a win over DAR 28-17 and NSM drills Asbury 41-0! The Temp is rising and it’s going to be hot! Make sure to drink plenty uf water and save me a spot by the Fence!!! The Guru BUM!!!!!!!